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Yo this ya boy stl-product314 A.K.A. hostage-t8ka, check out ya boi's beats in the hip-hop section. Holla at me
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Damn man! This was hilarious. As soon as I got on I was thinking of Crab Battle but I saw this and it was awesome indeed.
The flash almost perfectly depicted every Metal Gear fans thoughts about the game. I mean come on, they call you on the codec every 10 seconds to tell you how to wipe your ass. The grapics were hilarious. This style of drawing made it funny because it portryed the emotions of the characters better. Since the character's emotions were blown out of proportion, it gave a phenomenal comic effect. In other words, it was funny.
Keep up the good work. I really liked you other work too.
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Now first of all . . . I'm not trying to be mean but . . . the lyrics were a complete waste of time. I understand that you were telling the story but if you're not a lyricist . . . it shows. It sounds like you just were trying to ryhme words at the end of each bar and somehow got the story in between there. There was no enthusiasm.
The animation was a little choppy but it was bearable. There was no reason at all for you to take a perfectly good beat and destroy it. I'm a Halo fan so it was sort of heart-breaking for me to see the franchise down-sized like this.
Put more effort into the animations and drawings, work harder on the lyrics, and for goodness sake make your own beat if you're gonna rap this bad on it.
That is . . . if you decide to do more flashes like this. I'm sure if you work harder and put your all into it, you could make some incredible flashes.
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I'm not really into sprite movies but it is clear that whatever kind of movie you do, you have to put some work and effort into it. I like the storyline and your style is a little different than that of what I've seen. The close-up on the spin attack, and the stab into the keaton were nice touches. If you are going to do more sprite flashes aside from this one, this is the way it should be done.
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This was a very addictive RPG. I really didn't care how long it took I just collected money from the medicine like a thousand times. The story was appealing and sort of pulled you in to the rest of the game. Although, when you leave the temple you should have more enemies. That is unless you're making a sequel! This game was inovative and challenging. Very good sir!
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This is good quality flash right herre. I liked it the whole way through. The style and combat just kept you on the edge of your seat. It was fast-paced and unpredictable; just what anime fight scenes are supposed to be. As an anime fan, I applaud you. But as a member of Newgrounds, I give you two thumbs up. I'll keep my eyes open for more of your submissions.
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This wasn't really a very good game. It was ok but I think there was too much focus on the whole Micheal Jackson thing. You were counting on everyone to like it because it made fun of MJ, but the actual gameplay was scratchy. The sounds would have been better if they were his actual voice and his actual music. It wasn't really funny either. The concept was hilarious and thats pretty much why I played the game; but as soon as I started playing I was very disappointed. This sorta reminds me of the Moonwalker game that came out for the NES . . . (horrible) Just step your game up and you'll be fine. Think of more inovative ideas for games.
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This is one of the sickest games on Newgrounds. I mean that in a good way of course. The music gives you that Metal Gear stealth feel to it. Only being able to see through the scope heightens the gameplay as well. Simple and clean, this is a great game. The difficulty is a little easy though. On the sequel, it should be a little harder to pick out the targets. Or maybe some situations where you have to move to get a better shot. Other than the difficulty the game should be in the top 50 of all time on Newgrounds. The sequel can only get better.
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"Damn Snake . . . You got knocked the f*&k out!"
This is the funniest MGS parody I have ever seen. This is even better than the MGS4 teaser trailer! Your flash captures the very essence of the game. I have yet to give a submisson this many tens. BUT YOU MY FRIEND HAVE IMPRESSED ME. This is the most hilarious flash I've ever seen. I gave it an 8 for interactivity because of the extra features.
Maybe I find this funny because I found some of the dialogue in the actual game funny . . .
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That was hilarious! I mean like Nick Canon hilarious! The whole flash from begining to end just tickled my funny bone. Outstanding drawings and voiceovers. The score and sounds were great too. This one will be in my hall of fame.
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Top 5 at Newgrounds is more like it. This was a magnificent flash movie. Everything was carried out with extreme precision and the entire movie was hilarious. That's pretty much what really would have happened. If all of your flashes are made with this much quality, then you my friend are going places . . . that is if you're not already there . . . already . . . Incredible job man keep up the good work!
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